@Luke5SOS: Bad hair day, also known as steal calum’s beanie day

vectorsigma:

did u know: aromantic asexual people will be the only ones to survive the apocalypse because they wont be distracted by love triangles

tagged → #harry potter #q

youngstero:

how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?

puckish-thoughts:

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

puckish-thoughts:

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

suspend:

there should be a delete all posts on facebook for year 2010 and below

scampthecorgi:

Scamp wants to wish everyone going back to school good luck! Even when your roommates are being annoying and you have a really hard test to study for, remember that Scamp’s got your back!

scampthecorgi:

Scamp wants to wish everyone going back to school good luck! Even when your roommates are being annoying and you have a really hard test to study for, remember that Scamp’s got your back!

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
tagged → #harry potter
tagged → #liam jones #ouat
tagged → #dianna agron

fairestregal:

Q: There’s been a recurring theme on the show where the villain tends to end up being related to the general family. — (x)

tagged → #robbe kay #on #ouat #sean maguire
tagged → #heya